I pride myself on getting great candid photos of people... However, there was nothing candid about this display. The expression is priceless... let's have a contest to see who can come up with the best caption!
"Unseen by her- The Pale Man lifts his head and grabs the two human eyeballs from the metallic plate in front of him.
He introduces the eyeballs into twin stigmatas in his palms and uses his hands to look around, splaying his fingers like excited peacock feathers as he discovers-
Try as he might, little Jimmy just could never seem to get the hang of making fart noises with his hands. Sadly, this dysfunction caused him to live the lonely life of an outcast.
Ummm... I'm stuck. No really, see that model rocket there? It's in two pieces but now I'm hoping I figure out how to remove superglue before I have to use the bathroom.
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Calgone, take me away!
"Unseen by her- The Pale Man lifts his head and grabs the two human eyeballs from the metallic plate in front of him.
He introduces the eyeballs into twin stigmatas in his palms and uses his hands to look around, splaying his fingers like excited peacock feathers as he discovers-
-Ofelia eating yet another grape."
"...one day my momma came up to me, and she said, 'Can you smile?' and I said, 'Sure, Momma... See???"
Try as he might, little Jimmy just could never seem to get the hang of making fart noises with his hands. Sadly, this dysfunction caused him to live the lonely life of an outcast.
"But I don't wanna go! I wanna stay and play!"
Just found this- thought of David.
The woman and that CAMERA!!!
Ummm... I'm stuck. No really, see that model rocket there? It's in two pieces but now I'm hoping I figure out how to remove superglue before I have to use the bathroom.
This too shall pass...
I guess there really is such a thing as too much chocolate.
Why are these comments all anonymous?
Take your pick:
Sadly, even at age 27, David still hadn't gotten the hang of "Hide-and-Seek".
-OR-
While it had been fun for the first two hours, David eventually grew tired of playing "Peek-a-boo" with the two-way mirror.
-Adam (David's little brother)
Hey! No fair posting a new comment a year later!
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